cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23128823
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solarsyrup posted:
CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]
if cavepeople had stand up we'd be extinct long befor the ice age
or they did have stand up since we clearly weren't bored to extinction?
no. case in point: the drive to maul all stand up comics to death we today surpress would have free reign back then.