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What's an idea you have for a story that you think is really good, but don't have the skill or time to flesh out? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Shoutout to [email protected], hope yall get more writers over there

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Jesus as a bumbling type of guy.

Raises Lazarus from the dead. He comes back as a zombie.

Walks on water. He's using the floaty balloons you put on kids' arms.

Water to wine. Accidentally lite beer.

I think I had one other one, back when I came up with this idea when I was a lot younger. Or, maybe I said the disciples kept him around for the water-to-wine trick and didn't really like him. Whatever.