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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He has a prostetic leg, obviously!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I can't tell if you're joking or not because that's actually a good explanation... Even if you're on a wheelchair, I can't imagine having a lump of metal in/on/under your shoe being comfortable at all if you have a real foot.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If his claim is true he probably had an ankle or boot holster. Taking off his boot dislodged his gun and it fell to the ground discharging. I could not imagine the blisters from trying to walk around with a loose gun in my boot, a crease in my sock is above my threshold.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

A crease? If I know my fairy tales there's a good chance you're a princess, Jim.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Have you ever walked around with a wadded up sock?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

You're right it's the worst.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It would be extremely ironic if he had a prostetic leg and was shot by his own gun in the other one. It was a joke.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It may have been a boot