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[–] [email protected] 179 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I like how he clarifies that he lives alone.

"Sure, one of my roommates could have come in and poked around in my butthole while I was sleeping. But no one was in a position to do such a thing."

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

Occam's buttplug

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