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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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With all due respect, Captain, I am the head of Starfleet IT, and I have it on good authority that if you try to replicate a replicator, you can break the space time continuum. (pixelfed.social)

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What operating system is that probe running?

Pakled

We’re going to die!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Have you considered switching your long distance subspace communications service to Pakled Bell? You could be saving several strips of gold pressed latinum every 72 hours!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those long-distance fees will kill you though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Dear sir or madam,

I'm writing to inform you that a warp core leak has broken out. I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours truly, Captain Freeman

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Have you tried Linux?