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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Musk can be the $1,000,000 bill in Weimer America, suitable for buying a single omelet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Silly, he get big balls to conjure up million dollar bitcoins from thin air to replace dollars. Plus they will all be purchased with low and middle income American taxpayers dollars.