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Towels (slrpnk.net)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Finally, I can share my method.

  1. Start with the side of the towel that has the tag. Hold the towel so the tag is facing away from you (critical to a later step!)
  2. Dry hair with the top, then face in the next section down, followed by chest.
  3. Left arm is dried with the left side of the next section, right arm with the right side. At this point you should be about half way down the towel.
  4. Dry balls with the next section.
  5. Legs are next with the remaining section of the towel.
  6. Flip and dry the back and butt.

I got tired of finding head hair in my underwear so this method keeps the head drying section quite a bit away from the ball section, and keeps the ass drying away from hands arms, chest, face etc.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

I dry my hair, then flip it over to do my body. The end.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That sounds like work.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

This is exactly how I've been drying myself for years! It's really simple, as when I'm done with the towel, I always hang it to dry on the hook the same way, and then grab it in the same way when I get out of the shower the next time. It takes no thought, and mostly ensures each "section" gets evenly distributed moisture absorption.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Are you me? This is almost exactly how I do it, with only some small modifications.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Might be better at reducing hair than just shaking the towel after drying the head, huh?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Believe me, my genetics are already trying their best to remove what hair I have left on my head.