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[–] [email protected] 267 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Is Florida finally at maximum capacity for rapists and weirdos?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago

The bar was raised while Tate was in Romania. He’s gonna have to step it up to fit in now. A couple of swastika neck tattoos ought to do it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You may be on to something. maybe there's a branigan's law about rapists and pedophiles in Florida. Once you hit a certain limit the state just stops accepting new ones.

Trump must be back at Mar-A-Lago rn

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Trump's quotes are indistinguishable from Brannigan's. There's even gameified versions of this online

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hear Washington DC is taking applications

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Do I hear Secretary of Women's Health?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Seems like there’s a lot of room for that in FL.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

its called virtue/performative signalling, he will probably quietly allow them into the state when all the news blows over.