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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Big or small, cheap or expensive.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

The rate at which I steal from work is directly proportional to my pay rate.

So the more you get paid, the more you steal? (sorry, had to 😛 it's quite obvious what you mean of course)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That's how you become rich!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

*Inversely proportional

As you can tell by my career choice, I didn't get the best education :)