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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM AND EAT.

IF YOU DECIDE TO NOT EAT WITH EVERYONE, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN DISHES.

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EAT JUST AN ENTIRE HEAD OF LETTUCE FOR DINNER.

YOU CANNOT EAT DRY RAMEN WITH NO SEASONING FOR DINNER.

YOU CANNOT EAT JUST GREEN BEANS FOR DINNER.

YOU CANNOT SKIP DINNER THEN EAT NOTHING BUT JUNK FOOD AT MIDNIGHT WHEN EVERYONE GOES TO BED.

Repeated ad nauseum for half a decade.