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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

“Everything written on the internet is true.”

-Abraham Lincoln, 1801.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

The internet was invented by George Washington, the boy who could not tell a lie. That's why it was designed to be lie-proof.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Abraham Lincoln was born in 1809, making it literally impossible for him, even telepathically, to say that quote.

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.