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My partners best friend was dating a guy very briefly. She called it off because on day 3 of just getting to know each other he started sending her nudes and rubbing himself with inflated balloons and videos of him humping. That guy has a balloon fetish.
I don't think the balloons are what killed the short lived relationship so much as the boldness of thinking she wanted those videos/pictures.
I'm not a fan of kink-shaming, but that is objectively funny. I choose to believe he was also into balloon-bestiality by sometimes going squiggee-fnurp-scratch-tadaa and producing balloon animals as part of the foreplay
Whoever he ends up with hit the jackpot. I can't imagine an easier way to make sure someone is happy and fulfilled sexually. Just get yourself a balloon book.
sensually strokes a long baloon
. >:D
starts bending it to turn it into a baloon dog
D:
Squiggee-fnurp is such a good description of the sound of tying/twisting a balloon ๐