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[–] [email protected] 236 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Does hosting a fake news show qualify as a real job?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

In their minds what qualifies as a "real job" is one that makes the most money.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I hope that every underpaid person they rely on for day to day things refuses to do anything for them, forever

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago

Unfortunately. And it's more unfortunate that so many people believe it.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah she just larping as a journalist

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In Soviet Russia we just call that a propaganda officer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Same shit in the US to anyone that has two brain cells to rub together.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Got a sharpie, a map and large boobs? You could be a famous weatherman! Al Rocker has large boobs and a sharpie and a map. I rest my case.