this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A portal to an alternate dimension where I am ugly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Oh my god this is the best "straight line" type of joke I've heard in a long time. I just told my six year old they loved it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Funniest thing I’ve read in a long time