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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I'd choose: Boromir, Ned Stark, and Sean Bean.

No way anything bad can happen to me with those magnets around.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The whole elevator would just crash through the foundation. You'd be collateral when Death gets a 3 for 1 final destination style.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

Jᴀᴄᴋᴘᴏᴛ.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Nah, I think it'd go more like this:

Get it in the elevator and see them all in there.
Go to press the button for your floor (the top floor) and see that it's already pressed.
Have a pleasant trip up.
Arrive at your floor and the doors open.
All three politely allow you to exit first.
Step out of the lift safely.
Elevator malfunctions, plummets and crashes through the foundation.
Walk off thinking how nice they all were.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I dunno. Might take Sharpe instead of Ned Stark, good to have someone that knows how to use a rifle