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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (3 children)

also, your own code after you've spent time away from it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

That is the strangest thing, going back into a program and thinking "what the hell was that guy thinking?" and then realizing it was me.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What fucking ass for brains engineer wrote this dogshit code?!?!?! I'm gonna scroll back to the header find out who wrote and give a piece of my mind to... myself x.x

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

git blame giveth and git blame taketh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

The time varies but starts at about 1 day for me…