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Tesla, skinny and in nerd heaven getting to be part of nerd ghost orgies where he would do it with 5 or 10 of the most beautiful, clever and knowledgeable nerd babes...play nerd beard games...he probably saw Elon, like all of us did back in the early 2000's, and said " hmmm what a wonderful guy, I'm so proud of what he's accomplishing in my name! But now, after countless rolls in his grave, he's just taking it one day at a time. During the last orgy...Tessy! Touch my beautiful round and curvy monopoly figures please!... Hold on, Elon just did a Nazi salute!...oh my God!... Tesla, you called? Yeah, did you see what Elon did again? Yeah another Nazi salute! I just called hell and they are sharpening the glass ping-pong balls... Oh those? No, they don't play ping pong, those go up his butt where they break. It's a first day thing..... He's due there when he turns 93. Yeah we're going with a pretzel. Its funny as heck, that's why!
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Don't worry Catholic flying daddy is all over this. By the time Elon turns 93...must be divisible by 33... He'll choke on a magic pretzel and die a very funny death... Like if you were watching thru binoculars, it would be funny...WTF is Elon doing now? Practicing his Nazi salute? Keeps pounding his chest for some reason, and pointing at his mouth! But he's literally eating! That's a couple of awkward gestures, don't you think?
93/33 = maffs
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