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Anon experiences German humor (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

One that works in English:

A superconductor came to a bar and ordered a beer. The barman said - I'm not giving you a beer! Get the fuck out of my bar! The superconductor left without any resistance.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

An argon atom walks into a bar. The barman says: "We don't serve your kind here. get out". The argon atom doesn't react.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

A neutron walks into a bar and asks: "How much for a beer?" The barman says: "For you, no charge".