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Anon experiences German humor (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

The Wikipedia page on East German jokes has a few Trabant jokes.

What's the best feature of a Trabant? – There's a heater at the back to keep your hands warm when you're pushing it.
A new Trabi has been launched with two exhaust pipes – so you can use it as a wheelbarrow.
How do you double the value of a Trabant? – Fill it with gas.
The back page of the Trabant manual contains the local bus schedule.
Four men were seen carrying a Trabant. Somebody asks them why? Was it broken? They reply: "No, nothing wrong with it, we’re just in a hurry."
How do you catch a Trabi? – Place a piece of chewing gum on the road.