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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

«done is done said the moose and walked over the river and became a reindeer.»

in norwegian done rhymes with deer, and reindeer rhymes with clean.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

It kinda works because a moose and a deer are similar if not for the size, and both rain and rivers have water. It became a rain-deer.

Terrible pun, sue me.