this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

What's yellow, and waiting? Jonathan.

e: i promise it's not racist

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

In french, Jonathan sounds like 'jaune attend' (yellow waits)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

omg

I was trying to make it work with German

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Hahaha what would it sound like in German? gelb warten?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

yeah, a while ago they tried that in france as well

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Life is like Belgium. Sometimes you just have to push trough it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Pffft.

And people say Germans have no sense of humour.