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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I know it's a joke, but just let people enjoy things, you know?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I love pineapple on pizza.

Eating crust first is a war crime.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Eating crust first is a war crime.

To me it's like eating your least favorite candy in a mixed bag first - you're left with the best part last. You have to leave just a bit of it so you can still grab it.

E: Also, if you eat all the crusts last they usually go dry and hard instead of nice and warm when you eat them first or as you go along. Depends on whether the dough is good really.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you are just force feeding yourself the crust, maybe not eating the crust would be a better choice since it is just carbs at that point.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree, if you are. Never said anything about force feeding though.

A good dough is just good bread, but anyone who has ever eaten bread will know it'll dry and get hard if it sits out in the open for long enough. And even then, it can make for good breadsticks for sauce or soup or whatever if it's a good dough. Like I said, it all boils down to how good the dough/crust is. I don't really eat shitty pizza with shitty dough though so I don't really have the problem of "force feeding" the crusts. The dough, along with the tomato sauce is one of the most important parts of a good pizza IMO.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If your pizza is worth eating, the crust is the best part. Crispy bits of Parmesan, the slight flamed brownness underneath, the warm, soft inside.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You take a bite of the crust because it's one of those cheese crusts and it tastes like shit if you don't eat it alongside the pizza itself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

... There's fucking tomato sauce not even a 16th of an inch below the ketchup. WTF is wrong with them?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For my metric bros, ¹/16" is equivalent to 1 ⁴⁷/80 mm

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

1 and 47 80ths 1 ⁴⁷/80 not 1⁴⁷. Maybe formatting is inconsistent across Lemmy viewing methods though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Try 1 ⁴⅞₀ᵗʰˢ maybe?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, but ketchup and tomatoe sauce taste different

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

tomato sauce is not ketchup.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

kill her

!for legal reasons, this is a joke!<

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I do too. On some kinds of pizza it tastes good. Especially on home made pizza. Hot sauce a well. Really meaty pizza? Tatar sauce baby!

Just try it you conservative under rock dwellers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yep, Agree I also like pretty wierd shit