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Sonic showers would clean dirt from you, but you'd still stink. (yiffit.net)

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Was just thinking about this while taking a boring regular shower with water. A sonic shower just vibrates at high intensity to pulverize dirt and knock it from your body; but what about oils and lipids and all that other stuff that makes you stinky?

On a side note, I realized that the only time any dental care is brought up, it's with the ferengi. The race with quite possibly the worst teeth in the galaxy are the only ones seen using cleaning utensils on them.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seems like statistically, each year a certain number of people would be vibrated to death by malfunctioning sonic showers.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Not to mention all the horny people who go deaf taking a "high frequency" sonic shower.