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... would YOU download a plant? (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Hand over your carbon, and no one gets hurt!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

No hydrogen, no oxygen. Just the carbon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I'll give you my entire carbon stick up the ass....its fun, hold on...no, that's my ass. Hold on, I know this one. Oh man! I need some help. Could you please? With your lips is better, no teeth. Hey! I'm in charge! That's my ass again! Fine! Have it your way!