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I'm glad I'm a lucid dreamer.
OH NO, FREDDY KRUGER CHASING ME!
Wait, that means I'm dreaming.
This is my mind. Now I make the rules. Oh no, Freddy, you're in my world.
I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me.
Now let's see what you're packing ;).
I bet Freddy Kruger is hung like a hamster. Like Hemingway was.
Sits in the couch
Now take your clothes off... but keep the gloves...
Damn, no wonder he is so mad all the time.
Can I conjure trap doors to nothing below things I hate?
Yes?
I must be dreaming.
Should be the next movie