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[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

it doesn’t seem likes it’s been very effective at that so far. anyone up for an argument in the comments?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I saw you at the grocery store and you didn't put your cart away

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

oh yeah? well i saw you stick your gum under the table in a restaurant

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The waitress saw me do it.

When I walked out of the restaurant, I told her "my name is [email protected] and you can go fuck yourself"

So you should probably avoid red lobster for a while

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

that waitress was my sister and she knows me better than that. they got your name from the card you used and put you on red lobsters most wanted list. you might want to lay low for a while.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

I live on this shit and will not stop until I'm caught or killed.

I will consume as many cheddar biscuits as I can