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That probably means Batman smells like batshit, and everyone is too afraid to tell him.
No, they're not!
πΆJingle bells,
Batman smells..π΅
Sure, but has anyone sang that around him?
Not within 6 feet. Not because of the danger, but you can't inhale any closer
The mask is actually a nasal cannula so that he can avoid the stench of guano on his suit, his cape, his car, his bike, his plane, his mansion.... everything.
I think he's been around it for so long he doesn't even notice it