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[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounds like a normal day in London for those other people.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Exactly, I mean it's the British food, they eat beans for breakfast for example. Explosive diarrhea must be illness number one.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only for the weak with 0 fiber in their diet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How you eat beans and still manage to get 0 fiber is beyond me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

That's meat beans, maybe

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

illness number one in London is whatever strain has developed sentience on the tube

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

they eat beans for breakfast

we're too broke for that