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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

infront

Well we know he's not got a suit job.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wrong. He's clearly an average CEO

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, a CEO would've made sure a boat was passing umder the bridge

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Bird instincts