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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Can I have a dollar?"

If he says yes, and give me a dollar, I'd wait for him to put his wallet away and then ask,

"Can I have another dollar?"

And then do this on repeat until he stops.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

"No sorry, I only carry hundred dollar notes with me."