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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Had some dude in DFW act like I was both deaf and retarded when I asked him if my laptop had to be in a separate bin, lol….. it changes every time I swear

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I got through Des Moines with a laptop in my carry-on no problem, but I got blue glove frisked in front of everyone because my bra had too many straps on the back.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s so strange, as a middle-aged dude I never get frisked…🤔🤔🤔

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

As a young dude, I used to get frisked often. Now, I wonder if I could put on a wig and change my frequency. I miss the human contact.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Congrats, this is the saddest thing I've read all month and it's fucking Christmastime.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Oh, that reminds me. If I book a flight on christmas, maybe I'll get the TSA present.