this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
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Had to fix my MIL's laptop this week. All I did was clone the hdd to an SSD, disabled all the bloat on startup and took a spare ac adapter from work. I think I said "I fixed the file system, ran a virus scan and optimized the configuration." Somehow using TV tech lingo works better than saying what you actually did.
You should of just handed them the old hard drive and said you "removed the cancer"
bring a small prayer crucifix and tell them you've exorcised the demons and blessed the motherboard