this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Had to fix my MIL's laptop this week. All I did was clone the hdd to an SSD, disabled all the bloat on startup and took a spare ac adapter from work. I think I said "I fixed the file system, ran a virus scan and optimized the configuration." Somehow using TV tech lingo works better than saying what you actually did.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You should of just handed them the old hard drive and said you "removed the cancer"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

bring a small prayer crucifix and tell them you've exorcised the demons and blessed the motherboard