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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Step 1: Have your spine try to kill you in your sleep.

Step 2: Be unable to stand up long enough to shave for 3 months.

After that, the beard just kind of takes care of itself. :)

Edit I find it goes in stages:

  1. Normal beard.
  2. Amish farmer.
  3. Hasidism.
  4. Homeless dude.
  5. Rasputin.

Right around stage 3 I need to think about trimming it back. :) I did hit full Rasputin during covid, that was interesting.

Hypothetical but as yet unexplored stages:

  1. ZZ Top
  2. Gandalf