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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What are they going to do next? Make registry of dildos? Have a dildo buyback program? Regulate the length and girth?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Home inspections would trigger lots of backlash. This will just regulate physical stores because the lawmakers are boomers. Also you can't have a massively-multi-dildo display at home if you expect snitches to come over.

Maybe they'll use this as an excuse to monitor people's online activity and/or mail. What if you're buying dildos? Also lathes and 3D printers might become popular among sex shops for on-demand production. Invest!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Everything's s dildo if you are brave enough.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Certainly color..