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I'm going to Texas and buying 50 dildos because fuck you that's why (also I will be selling the dildos at a slight discount afterwards)
You know that State is infamous for capital punishment of innocent people, right? You may want to rethink your tactics
Sometimes they just let their people freeze to death and then blame obama
thanks obama
I don't even think he was born here, but I really really really think that matters
i sacrifice myself for the greater good of orgasms.
I think you can support the greater good of orgasms and filling of various orifices without sacrificing yourself tho
oh....ok