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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Even better would be a pump action shot gun dildo in the shape of a cross with a beautiful carved image of Christ on the cross on top of the shot gun.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I know it's not what you described but it reminded me of this:

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

....Jesus Christ

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Dildo H Christ

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

That looks like a Pez dispenser ... but I don't think it dispenses candy