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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)

A review of Goodson’s phone revealed she had searched online “can I have a gun in my suitcase?” and set a calendar entry with a note reminding her to “put gun in suitcase”.

Literally Austin Powers-tier incrimination

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i don't see how that's much more incriminating than just having the gun. it's not like there's any evidence or any charges that she had plans to use it or anything. she literally just served time for bringing the gun.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

True but it does kind of nullify any hope of an "oops, im so sorry I got my bags mixed up when I was packing" defense

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

It's 2024. She still has an excuse.

"It's Google's fault. Their AI said it was okay."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Forgot to label the bag "Don't open, gun inside."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The AI told her: yes you can ( but didnt say in the US not anywhere else)