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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I certainly wouldn't feel safe working next to a CEO. Who knows when they'll snap and do something horrible?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll pick being alone in the woods with a bear

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What about alone in the woods with a CEO, with no witnesses around?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Do we get to use the 'ole stick trick, mistah?