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There's even more to the story, every step even more absurd than the other:
US woman caught with golden gun in luggage at Sydney airport jailed for a year
US woman backflips in court, pleads guilty to smuggling 24-carat gold gun into Sydney
Clown school principal: “I’m sorry ma’am, we have nothing to teach you.”
I'm gonna need a courtroom sketch of that
You’re welcome.
The stupid of this chick really manages to one-up itself with each sentence, huh?
Holy fuck 💀
This is so bizarre. Clown school? Gold plated gun?
And to top it off, an American with no concept of laws being different outside the US
Oh wow that's as Florida as it gets