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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Ah yes, everybody has that one drawer to keep pies in.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

nothing ever happens.

surely the woman that got dressed up made up etc before the dude comes over could put a pie in a drawer

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think the pies they use to smack your face are usually just whip cream too

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Whip cream on a flexible paper plate, yes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I usually use key lime pies in a borosilicate pie plate. Blood really goes well with the tartness of the limes.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I have a drawer i keep the things that stop cream pies in.

They never leave the drawe

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

By the emperor...!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

That was so fine. Top notch.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I mean, they are a professional clown, they prpbably have weirder drawers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself. I keep mine in a safe.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

That's just responsible pie ownership

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago