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[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 weeks ago (15 children)

Tshirts are black.

Pillowcases are white.

Even if he was colourblind, it should be distinguishable.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Roses are red

Violets are Cupid

Pillowcases are tshirts

Poetry is stupid

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I would like to subscribe to more stupid poetry comments please

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There once was a man from Nantucket

His poems were so bad they could suck it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wow that guy I originally replied to got out of the negative votes. I almost feel like this thread contributed to that, and I’m not sure how I feel about it. (It was a pretty dumb comment.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There, I put him back into the negative for you as a thanks for the stupid poetry content.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well now I just feel like a jerk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't. It was a really strange comment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks like Lemmy doesn't like my sense of humor

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, it was a joke? Whoops! That was not at all clear.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

You thought there are people who think all tshirts are black?

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