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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Who the are these people talking in the stalls. I be worried someone would try and kick my ass. I've seen people go ape shit if you disturb them during a shit in public.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I once had a friend of mine go into the stall next to mine and loudly declare that we were "pooping buddies"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know about being mad, but if a coworker tries to talk to me in the restroom regardless of specifics they immediately go on my "perhaps has body in basement" list. Usually it's the Cxx people...who are sociopaths. So the math works out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I only know that some people use CXX as extension for their C++ (programming language) files, but I don't think that's what you meant

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That was my first reaction as well, but probably C-suite people, like CEO, CFO, etc.? (I say "etc." here bc I can't think of any more:-P)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Y'all nerding out on here about the gnu compiler tool chain but don't have a chief technical officer? :p

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, most CEOs and most c++ users are sociopaths

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

All of my coworkers, they will just strike up work combo.