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Benches have been removed for your inconvenience (cdn.masto.host)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Stolen from here: https://social.marxist.network/@yogthos/113583918563324620

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not if we can get some proper sidewalk spikes.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hi Jeremy, we're aware your feet are bleeding while trying to catch a train, but homeless people were sleeping on the ground.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jeremy's at fault for not wearing proper shoes, of course.

Realistically, it would be little rebar studs sticking a few millimeters out of the concrete. Refer to them as traction devices and suddenly you are a hero.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

And if you're Adidas you call it a comfortable massage...