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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is in college (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Or, girl was flirting and op missed his big chance!:

girl: You didn't ask for consent.

op: [hands penis statue back] Can you show me?

girl: [asks penis for consent. Mimics penis responding 'yes' in Muppet voice. Proceeds to slowly and erotically apply condom while maintaining eye contact with op.]

op: I'm not getting it. Do you offer private tutoring?