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I used to be the forever DM before it was discovered I was bad at being DM (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh, I get to roll a character? Well, let's see... I think I'll be a ranger. And I'll be drow. And for my backstory I was an orphan who was abused by the city guard and all of the other orphans so I have no friends and I have a dagger that I found that gives me invisibility for 1d4 hours once per day and I can talk to animals but mostly cats and they tell me when there is treasure or mice around and I don't trust anyone but the cats and I don't have any goals for my life so if an adventure pops up I'll be the one walking to the bar to find a person to sleep with and...

Yeah, motherfuckers. That's how it feels.