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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How to class it up:

  1. Display tech proficiency
  2. Donate to her favorite charity
  3. Share ill-gotten nuggets
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)
  1. Kick the second date up a notch and go to Arby's.
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"You know what I and Arby's have in common? We have the meats."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

What are you, Klingon?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Well that’s one way to make her squirt.