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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

My kid's school has 2" thick ballistic glass covering the office.

But the French teacher doesn't even know French.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The solution to school shootings is to protect themselves and let the kids fight on their own?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We don't even need the teachers. Just give each classroom a conch shell and they'll be fine

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Better then when they made the kids line up, out in the open for the live shooter drills.