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Things you need to tell your kids (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“Son, the time has finally come. Today I’m going to teach you TNO (Trust No One) security.”

my two-year-old stares blankly at me

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They'll be ready to learn about Cryptography, Chains Of Trust and Two Channel Authentication by the age of 3!