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Urinals should not exist. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

You're kidding yourself. The norm in American bars is to have two urinals whose porcelain touches, and everyone pees with their buddy while having a bombastic chat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Or it's a country bar and you have to pee in a common trough.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Ah, the ol' honky tonk urinal that is just a rain gutter hung at an angle with a hose dribbling into the high side.

I do not miss small towns.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

You must spend a fair amount of time in bars to be so wise. Bars and even restaurants have limited floor space so they can often have just one urinal and you wait your turn. And I have never had anyone even try to talk to me in a bar or restaurant restroom. Why would they? We are there to drink and eat, not discuss philosophy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

People have often tried to strike up conversations in bathrooms when I was clubbing. In their defence, I did look like a drug dealer at the time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

You have not peed in enough bars, friend. Once the conversational juices get flowing, people sometimes follow you in to the toilet to keep the conversation going.