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[–] [email protected] 107 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Billionaires were a mistake. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I regret to inform you that a billionaire stole your arm to help pay for their next mansion / yacht / social media site.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That would've been so much funnier if you'd used the backslash.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago